100 things Percy Jackson, Cannot Do100 things I, Percy Jackson, Cannot do:
1. I no longer can make "Dam" jokes
2. Chiron didn't find it funny
3. Nor did Dionysus
4. Especially when I told him to get " A new dam shirt"
5. I can't flood camp to create a giant swimming pool
6. I'm still drying things out from that one
7. I am not allowed to call Nico emo
8. He will send me to hell
10. It wasn't fun needless to say
11. I'm not allowed to bribe Nico with Happy Meals
12. Because of numer 8
13. I can't call Nico, Nicky
14. See number 8
15. I can't ask Hades what his underwear is made off.
16. He didn't find it amusing.
17. I'm not allowed to make more enemies out of gods.
18. The list is getting too long
19. I can't scream "FIRE!" each time Leo appear or soak him with water to "douse" said fire.
20. I shouldn't remind Grover that while eating vegetables he is, technically, eating his
21. I should not tease Nico for his past crush on Annabeth
22. Number 8
23. I can no longer sing "Under the Sea" from the